Just Eat the Damn Sausage

Relaxed Performance

Puberty, periods, pregnancy, perimenopause, piss, processed meat and please be quiet.

In a bold and brave new solo hour of comedy, multi-award winning comedian Harriet Moir flips the bird to the patriarchy and the multiple ways it has tried to keep her small and keep her quiet. 

"Harriet delivers an hour of storytelling and musings focussing on the aging female body and the years of energy spent on bodily self-critique before arriving at a place of complete acceptance. This interspliced with many very funny references to felatio". - Flat City Field Notes

"It's a story of discovery, shame, confusion, hilarity, pride, sensuality and everything in between". - Theatreview 

"Harriet holds the audience in the palm of her hands from the get-go". - Theatreview

"A masterclass in kiwi comedy." - Flat City Field Notes

Harriet lives in Dunedin with her two daughters and their ginger pussy, where she works as a comedian, writer, wedding and funeral celebrant, MC, actor, singer, writer, producer and entertainer. Mercifully not all at the same time. 

Winner - Best Comedy - Dunedin Fringe Festival 2025

Nominated - Best in Fringe - Dunedin Fringe Festival 2025

Winner - Best Comedian - Dunedin Comedy Awards 2024

Winner - Phil Davison Memorial Special Contribution to Fringe Life Award - Dunedin Fringe Festival 2024

• Comedy
• $25.00
• 5-7 March 2026
• 60 minutes
• Gryphon Theatre
• Fat G
• 18+
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  Medium Coarse Language, Mild Nudity, Emotional Abuse