The Last Straight Man on Earth

It's the distant year of 2030, the "tolerant left" have released the Woke Mind Virus upon an unsuspecting Wellington, turning the population into the Woking Dead. Only Josh Franken, the last straight man standing - who is very straight and normal and definitely not gay - can put a stop to Big Woke and their legion of Diva Police, who seek to infect the rest of the nation and then the world with their sick agenda. 

The Last Straight Man on Earth is brought to you by an ALL QUEER production team that was featured in 2025's Murder on the Dance Floor. We're back again to bring you over the top insanity and the occasional political commentary.

• Theatre
• $25.00
• 24-28 February 2026
• 60 minutes
• BATS Theatre
• The Stage
• 16+
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  Flashing Lights, Heavy Coarse Language, Depictions of Violence, Use of Replica Weapons, Death, Misogyny, Aggressive Behaviour, Transphobic Language, Homophobic Language, Adult Themes, Capitalism, Patriarchy