Musical Theatre, Comedy, Theatre

Murder on The Dance Floor


It's the most important night of a 13-year-old's life: the year 8 school disco. When three kids accidentally murder their principal during their big night they must hide the body before they miss out on one of those really thin slices of pizza. you know what I'm talking about right? It's like why are you cutting the pizzas so thin? we only get one slice each anyways. is the school really that desperate for money that they're rationing the pizzas like the germans are still flying over our heads?? I paid $20 to be here anyway and you're still charging me $2 per glowstick and god forbid I wanna get a lolly bag. are the teachers taking the money for themselves?? because its clearly not going to the pizzas! and its definitely not going to the decorations theres like three balloons and one of those party light things that they plug into the wall. something needs to be done about this, I cannot live in these conditions anymore.

Venue Access Information Wheelchair accessible - Accessible bathroom

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    • $20.00
    • 14-16 February 2025
    • 60 minutes
    • Te Auaha
    • subvenue Tapere Iti
    • 13+
    • warning
      Flashing Lights, Heavy Coarse Language, Depictions of Violence, Use of Replica Weapons, Death
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    Te Auaha

    65 Dixon Street, Te Aro, Wellington

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